But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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