he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
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Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
He's a Shit stain on my heart
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
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I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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