Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I had to cum in my sink.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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