Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
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All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
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Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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