I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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