Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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