What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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