I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
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He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
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It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
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