Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
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I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
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Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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