Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
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My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
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Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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