Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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