If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
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Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
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Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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