it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
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My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
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Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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