Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
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Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
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And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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