So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
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At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
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Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
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