Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
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i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
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I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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