If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
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Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
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also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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