There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
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drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
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Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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