Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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