So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
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I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
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You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
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