i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
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well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
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You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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