I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
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And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
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It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
The convent might be a nice break from real life
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize