i jhust puked up my retainher.
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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