so let's talk penis.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
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I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
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I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
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