Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
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I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
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So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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