honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
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