Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
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so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
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New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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