Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
I want a musical about memes.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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