sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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