The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
Edward fifth and chaser hands
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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