is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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