Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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