Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
There's always time for handjobs
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I just forgot I was standing up.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
Randomize
