eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
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I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
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So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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