I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
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When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
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Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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