Quick, to the slutcave!
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
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