based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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