How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
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I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
The chlamydia really affected his face.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
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dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
I think my nap took me to another dimension
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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