okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
Randomize
