i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
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I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
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the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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