Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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