You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
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