Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
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