Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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