I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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