she was so not down for the gang bang
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
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He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
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I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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Can I just swipe right on his dad?
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