Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Randomize