I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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