Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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