My lunch today consisted of going on the brewery tour with my boss. Free pretzels and two free beers.
I hate you.
To be fair, the beers are only 8 ounces each. So maybe you just kinda dislike me.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
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Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
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He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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