I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
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She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
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After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
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