Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
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