yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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