My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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