We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
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your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
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N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip πππ
Your skills amaze me
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
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