can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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