am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
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Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
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Drinking loves me for WHO I am
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
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