i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Can you bring me the toilet please
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
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