do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
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Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
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but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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