She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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