i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
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i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
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With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
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